- 04.29.14 01:04 PM EDT
North Korea continued to play a nuclear version of "I'm not touching you" Tuesday, live-firing artillery shells near its disputed sea border with South Korea, which didn't thrill the South Koreans too much." "The South Korean Army, Air Force and Navy is fully prepared for possible North Korean provocation," said Kim Min-seok, a South Korean defense ministry spokesman.
Also good news: South Korean officials reported that the North had completed the last steps needed to conduct a nuclear test. So basically, the crazy kid at the back of the classroom just figured out how to make a slingshot.